please please please give me the Liz Taylor role, I’m sooooo channelling her spirit right now.

not fit to lick Liz Taylor’s boots, let alone Cleopatra’s.

Do you think that somewhere for sale there’s really a giant-sized t-shirt with Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra badly stenciled on the front, or did they have it made specially? Because, either way, fugly. Why not just hold up a sign? “I CAN HAZ LIZ TAYLOR?”