Lindsay Lohan at The 2nd Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards in Shanghai. (January 6, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet
“Thank you, tiny yellow people, for giving me this cudgel, but no, even this isn’t brutal enough to beat some sense into my befreckled head. By the way, have any of you seen my laptop computer? It doesn’t actually have any parts inside, its where I store my . . . rice flour! Yah, that’s it, its full of rice flour.”
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