1. cc

    Apparently, you can stay awake indefinitely if you do enough blow but you won’t look good doing it.

  2. This is awful. She may have to serve a whole day in jail for this one. But then again, jails are pretty overcrowded. I don’t think they have enough room for her.

  3. SIN

    Put her ass on the side of the road picking up trash for a week. Oh yeah, every guy will stop and try to pick HER up becuase she is also trash.

  4. The Royal Penis

    More practice at controlling the gag reflex. Girls gotta land some more made for TV roles.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “I can’t go to jail! I’m too pretty! . . . What’s so funny?”

  6. kurgen99

    The double chin is coming in nicely.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    Ms. Lohan, you aren’t allowed any bags in jail so I’m afraid we are gonna have to confiscate your second chin.

  8. Gollum

    shiiiireee, bagginssssss

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