Apparently, you can stay awake indefinitely if you do enough blow but you won’t look good doing it.

This is awful. She may have to serve a whole day in jail for this one. But then again, jails are pretty overcrowded. I don’t think they have enough room for her.

Put her ass on the side of the road picking up trash for a week. Oh yeah, every guy will stop and try to pick HER up becuase she is also trash.

More practice at controlling the gag reflex. Girls gotta land some more made for TV roles.

“I can’t go to jail! I’m too pretty! . . . What’s so funny?”

The double chin is coming in nicely.

Ms. Lohan, you aren’t allowed any bags in jail so I’m afraid we are gonna have to confiscate your second chin.

shiiiireee, bagginssssss