“Oh shit, my septum is gone! It’s O.K., it’s O.K., just cover your uni-nostril with your hand and act cool…”

Then.. Umm.. What was it.. that I snorted.. Oh. TAXI! TAXIIIIIIIIII…….!!!

I cringe looking at that hair. Ugh. It looks horrible and actually PAINFUL. Why would anybody do this to themselves – especially when you had such beautiful rich and natural red hair to begin with?