Lindsay Lohan in Milan. (September 24, 2011)
Don’t worry. She’ll vacuum all of that white stuff out of her dress with the super suction powers of her schnozz. In fact, I’m surprised she’s shown the will-power not to have taken it off in the street to take care of it already.
Why, I could’ve sworn I wore that sexy thunder-dome bra .. I remember beginning to put it on .. Then – blank .. Where did it go? God I need to cut down on – what was it with breakfast today? Let’s see.. Vodka, then Prosaic, then coke – no wait, not coke – the vial was empty.. I remember upending it and shaking it and all.. Before .. I checked.. It was empt- *creeps a look down* .. Smile and strut girl! smile and strut..
If Prosaic were a drug, Lindsay would so be taking it.
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