Don’t worry. She’ll vacuum all of that white stuff out of her dress with the super suction powers of her schnozz. In fact, I’m surprised she’s shown the will-power not to have taken it off in the street to take care of it already.
Why, I could’ve sworn I wore that sexy thunder-dome bra .. I remember beginning to put it on .. Then – blank .. Where did it go? God I need to cut down on – what was it with breakfast today? Let’s see.. Vodka, then Prosaic, then coke – no wait, not coke – the vial was empty.. I remember upending it and shaking it and all.. Before .. I checked.. It was empt- *creeps a look down* .. Smile and strut girl! smile and strut..
If Prosaic were a drug, Lindsay would so be taking it.
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Lindsay Lohan in Milan. (September 24, 2011)