I think this means she will either die in a car crash or commit suicide.
So that means it’s win-win for us either way. Awesome.
That would be merciful. Amen. And I’m not even religious.
That’s horrible! I’m no Lohan fan, but you say that about anyone?
Can you imagine this asshole’s pickup lines? Hey, wanna screw Lindsey Lohan’s dad? What a schmuck.
All I can think of is the porn version: Wet Dreams May Cum.
Any coincidence she has the symbol for hazard lights tattooed on her body?
What kind of shitty jailhouse tat is this?
Its a Rainbow Triangle. She could only afford the one color.
Dreams is her future black lesbian cell mate.
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Lindsay Lohan in court to address probation violation charges in Los Angeles. (January 30, 2013) -Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN