1. karlito

    “heh judge can i lick your twat and you’ll let me go”

  2. derp pa derp……….

  3. limited options

    “Yeah , the cop never saw me driving , what a dope to belie…..”

  4. Judge: Your lawyer is an idiot! I hope you’re not paying him!
    Lindsay: I’m not, and he’s worth every penny!

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