Lindsay Lohan at JFK Airport in New York City. (January 29, 2013) -Photo: Splash News
“Operator….I need you to call the Fringe team…..I think my face is about to explode.”
She doesn’t look a day over Jocelyn Wildenstern.
Can we put out a national plea for everyone to start acting like LL just doesn’t exist? Stop taking pictures of her! She’s a waste. It might give her a mighty big wake up call if she wasn’t on the tabloids every.single.day.
I agree; I believe she is in dire need of a mental health intervention.
I see she is exercising hr right to bear arms.
See Ben upstream, about an hour ago.
Got her, “fat”, ass on a plane
wow, she certainly morphed into a hag. If you want to talk with someone about change, call Ms. Messick at (386) 631-8936
“Mom, I need to know how to get cocaine into prison . . . Oh, no reason. Just curious.”
She’s got serious alcoholic face.
The coke bloat is strong with this one.
Axl Rose is really bad…
“HELLER! I went to your rabbit foot hoodoo doctor like you said, but this Kardashian insta-famewhore potion was CLEARLY sourced from Khloe. And there’s some, uh, side effects.”
“Hello, TMZ? I have a tip on where Lindsay Lohan will appear next! Just send the cash to my dealer. You have my mom’s cell number right?”
Fake-calling to pretend one has friends is soooo 20th century.
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