1. Deacon Jones

    “Operator….I need you to call the Fringe team…..I think my face is about to explode.”

  2. She doesn’t look a day over Jocelyn Wildenstern.

  3. Viewer

    Can we put out a national plea for everyone to start acting like LL just doesn’t exist? Stop taking pictures of her! She’s a waste. It might give her a mighty big wake up call if she wasn’t on the tabloids

  4. Carlos

    I see she is exercising hr right to bear arms.

  5. one

    Got her, “fat”, ass on a plane

  6. ptiles

    wow, she certainly morphed into a hag. If you want to talk with someone about change, call Ms. Messick at (386) 631-8936

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “Mom, I need to know how to get cocaine into prison . . . Oh, no reason. Just curious.”

  8. She’s got serious alcoholic face.

  9. The coke bloat is strong with this one.

  10. Kojak

    Axl Rose is really bad…

  11. tronbon

    “HELLER! I went to your rabbit foot hoodoo doctor like you said, but this Kardashian insta-famewhore potion was CLEARLY sourced from Khloe. And there’s some, uh, side effects.”

  12. “Hello, TMZ? I have a tip on where Lindsay Lohan will appear next! Just send the cash to my dealer. You have my mom’s cell number right?”

  13. Whatever

    Fake-calling to pretend one has friends is soooo 20th century.

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