“So your new name is Billy, and mine will be Yasdnil. I’m from Russia, and we met on the internet. I’m carrying this sack of jewelry because you’re a big-time jewelry dealer person, and you love me, and you gave me all this jewelry because you want me to stay here and you also want me to be in your new jewelry commercials. Got it? Now, where’s that place where we can sell some of this jewelry for cocaine. What? Those are cameras, not microphones, idiot. They can’t hear what I’m saying.”