“Wh-Where did my crack go?! I left it right in this towel, what the fuck, where IS THE CRACK?!”
Nothing says “glamour” like a sock tan.
Looks like she got some new teeth! Great big fake ones to match her great big fake knockers!!! Oops, my nipple popped out again! Right in front of the cameras! Imagine that! Odd…
Jesus Christ, get a top that actually FITS you and your silicone jugs and you won’t have to spend the whole day at the beach yanking it back up!
Love all you queers.. If she wasnt “Lindsay Lohan” and you saw this on the beach you’d be bustin out your iPhones to take pics..
Hey Dina, get off Lindsay’s nut sack. She’s not remotely hot unless you like shapeless, flabby, skanky washed-up sad twats.
I agree, Called Out. No Way, you are a sad case and probably spend many lonely nights alone.
looks like shes pelvic thrustin’ it.
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Lindsay Lohan vacations in Honolulu following the early release of her Playboy photos. (December 11, 2011) - Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media