superficial

  1. BAHAH

    “Wh-Where did my crack go?! I left it right in this towel, what the fuck, where IS THE CRACK?!”

  2. gokatgo

    Nothing says “glamour” like a sock tan.

  3. A Mom 2

    Looks like she got some new teeth! Great big fake ones to match her great big fake knockers!!! Oops, my nipple popped out again! Right in front of the cameras! Imagine that! Odd…

  4. Jesus Christ, get a top that actually FITS you and your silicone jugs and you won’t have to spend the whole day at the beach yanking it back up!

  5. Callled Out

    Love all you queers.. If she wasnt “Lindsay Lohan” and you saw this on the beach you’d be bustin out your iPhones to take pics..

    • No Way

      Hey Dina, get off Lindsay’s nut sack. She’s not remotely hot unless you like shapeless, flabby, skanky washed-up sad twats.

  6. Katie

    looks like shes pelvic thrustin’ it.

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