1. papaschmurfenstein

    Coca-Cola called. they are suing you for infringing on their Coke Bloat patent.

  2. I’d say Lindsay is clearly pregnant, but the phrase “Her womb was a barren desert in which my seed could find no purchase” comes to mind.

    The odds of a fertilized ova attaching itself to the toxic wasteland of her uterus is smaller than her last 5 years IMDB entry. And you have to consider that any sperm that hits her vagina is just overflow anyway.

  3. JC


  4. You bastard. I had to look on the Daily Mail site to see the Kate Upton bikini pictures. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  5. She sure has a shitty body for a 27 year old.

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