Lindsay Lohan in Florianopolis, Brazil. (April 1, 2013) -Photo: AKM-GSI
There has to be an ass to begin with in order to fail…I see nothing.
It’s negative ass. It’s what happens when all her shit comes out her mouth and the ass is longer needed.
Now— Who wants PANCAKES?
Apparently you can’t pay for things with blowjobs in Brazil.
If the Internet has taught me anything, it’s that Brazil is all about the ass. And the most you could get with that ass is an Orange Fanta. Maybe.
Get with that ass or get up that ass? Is it a 2 liter Fanta?
Brazil is the smoking hot ass capital of the universe, and LiLo trying to show off her sorry, flabby excuse for an ass is like driving a 1972 Pinto onto the concourse at Pebble Beach.
This might actually be a crime in Brazil.
Brazilian bathing suit + that body = Epic Fail
And the one thing that she has going for her — a decent pair of tits — is covered up. What the fuck is that all about?
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