Lindsay Lohan at the John John Clothing store opening in Sao Paulo, Brazil. (March 28, 2013) -Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
How come her hands are ALWAYS dirty and disgusting?
Personal hygiene isn’t a priority for alcoholics ,drug addicts and fucking nutjobs
LiLo: “I’m blowing you a kiss, Mr. Photographer!”
Photographer: “OH GOD, IT BURNS! IT BURNS! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!”
Every breathalyzer within a 600-mile radius read off the scale shortly after this moment.
No Lindsay, you’re not giving Peter Dinklage a bj…you’re just drunk.
yes!, cup the balls
She knows she can’t get pregnant from a blowjob, right?
Maybe it wasn’t a blowjob, smarty-pants. It could have been anal, you know…Huh? Oh wait! Oops! Never mind.
So there I was tickling his balls and thinking at least I didn’t have to kiss him…
Lindsay knows how to work the Mojo.One breath of cocaine makes that person who inhales do anything Lindsay says.
Just killed a Hobo, and then inhale that breath, “Yes a misunderstanding, off you go! “
“Blow” is just the name that its called. You don’t actually blow it.
Poor thing gets confused between cocaine and cock.
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