While Lindsay enjoys New York, Matt Nordgren repeatedly mumbles “unclean, unclean” and frantically scrubs his body whilst taking a bath in a giant vat of holy water located beneath a Texas monastery, trying to remove the filth, trying to remove the horror . . .
I swear I read this joke 10 years ago except it was someone who had been with Paris Hilton.
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Lindsay Lohan in New York City. (September 24, 2013) -Photo: Splash News