Blake: “That was REALLY amazing, Leo. I felt just like Rose! Can I call you Jack, just as a bit of sexy fun? Would you mind? Can we do the bow of the boat thing this evening, Jack? I brought along a ballgown and everything. Maybe later you can draw me nude. What do you think. Jack? That would be the creme de la creme!”
Leo: “Yeah, I was thinking something more along the lines of The Departed. Whatever.”
That’s almost what I was thinking.
The dude’s banging all those actresses who fell in love with him in Titanic when they were kids.
Dream came true for that bitch.
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