superficial

  1. J

    One too many bracelets… And what is that big black schlong-y thing??!

  2. “Yes, I can blow you right over the phone……I’m ready.”

  3. Josephus

    Maybe if she opened that wide in the first place, she wouldn’t have gotten that call.

  4. Stewie Griffin

    Leo hits it and quits it! Who will be the next girl who thinks they have the magic hooch that can change him?

  5. Audrey Jo

    … so she got some black-power dongs?

  6. Raoul

    “What the frapp? You’re dumping me? Now who’s going to use my double dildo purse with me?”

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