1. Deacon Jones

    “Did you get whole milk or slim in this coffee?….I dont really like slim mi–HEY, is that a quesadilla?! Let me just {TAKES BITE}……mmmm, I always lik—–O.M.G….dont even *fucking* tell me Stephan has apple fritters over there…WITH CHOCOLATE MILK, HE HAS CHOCOLATE MILK!…where was I?”

  2. You know how I know you’re fat…?

  3. Every household in America? Thousands of you eating… that’s what you had in mind all along, isn’t it?

  4. Looking at Lena Dunham keeps me honest on those rare occasions that I feel bad about judging people by their looks.

  5. anonymous

    All this chick does is eat on set.

  6. whit

    This is actually a hot tea and an egg and cheese wrap. Pretty healthy, for fast food.

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