1. Dude of Dudes

    Someone just asked if she wants seconds….of Exlax.

  2. A tender, bare foot is pierced by a green shard of glass.

    The sweet smell of blood rises up from the warm sand.

    She must feed.

  3. Arizona Ken

    When asked if she was hungry, “wanna get a cheeseburger or something?”, she couldn’t help but open her mouth and bray like a donkey.

  4. Richard McBeef

    and coming around the stretch, up on the rail, it’s Leann Rimes! It’s Leann Rimes by 2 lengths, followed by Secretariat on the outside! Sea Biscuit is third. And it’s going to be Leann Rimes, Leann Rimes by 2 lengths! Leann Rimes wins again!

  5. catapostrophe

    She’d just spotted an empty plate and wanted to immediately devour everything on it.

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “I’m walkin’, yes indeed and I’m talkin’, got no need to feed.”

  7. Life with bizarr tits and a bizarrer stomache seems to be fun at least.

  8. downwithmuffins

    remind me never to get into an applebobbing contest with this bitch..

  9. knotty

    That’s the best her face has ever looked.

  10. toopier

    At least she is not making that ridiculous exaggerated smiling face.

  11. I know it’s still summer and all, but for some reason, I’m just really in the mood to rake.

  12. le teacher

    caaaaarbs!!!!! ruuuuun!!!!!

  13. KC

    The CGI velociraptors in the new Jurassic Park look pretty scary.

  14. TomFrank

    “Aaaah! Get away from me! I don’t want to catch any of your fat!”

  15. A deleted scene from “Zombieland”.

  16. MT

    It’s a wonder Eddie Cibrian’s manhood doesn’t fall off when she comes at him with that set of chompers….holy crap.

  17. LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN!!! – Fire Marshall Bill

  18. stephen v

    i am looking at picture #4 and she doesn’t look emaciated, she looks ripped.

  19. anon

    i had no opinion of her really until today when i read her twitter feed
    she is annoying
    i hate her

  20. foxxyaaisha23

    holy mother of god!! that is what nightmares have nightmares about

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