1. celebutard

    If men with scarves are the epitome of douche, then I propose wearing jewellery with a bikini, a douchette it doth makes.

  2. Ya Effin' Kiddin' Me?

    Divert your attention to the Grand Canyon.

    I mean, her cleavage.

    Sorry, I tend to confuse my national landmarks with blatantly deformed surgical enhancements.

  3. SirDouche

    I don’t care if she eats or not. She’s got a bangin lil body that I’d like to bang the doors off of.

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