1. Is that a tattoo or one of those really gross hairy birthmarks?

  2. woody allen's penis

    “honey, can you see my Jalapeno pepper tattoo from over there?”

    sizzle, my shnizzle…

  3. I don’t know, this bitch is not really that hot to me. Great legs, half way decent ass, but there is better ass in Hollywood than this chick.

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