1. Employee

    My heart goes out to the 2 poor saps that drew the ‘crotch cover’ short straws.

  2. If you wanted something that smells like blood and semen, you could probably just have her breathe on you.

  3. bloop

    So, Lilliput is apparently populated by tiny, gay men. Man, stuff’s really changed since Jack Black was there.

  4. lori

    That doesn’t appear to be something I would like to smell like.

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