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My heart goes out to the 2 poor saps that drew the ‘crotch cover’ short straws.
They’re a tiny team of exobiologists trying to find her penis.
If you wanted something that smells like blood and semen, you could probably just have her breathe on you.
I was thinking the same thing.
So, Lilliput is apparently populated by tiny, gay men. Man, stuff’s really changed since Jack Black was there.
That doesn’t appear to be something I would like to smell like.