Now who the fuck is THIS dude?
When did Emo Phillips get a boob job?
Tiny Tim, is that you?
If I scroll the screen up to cut off the head, then keep repeating “Dita Von Teese, Dita Von Teese” in my head while I fap this picture is perfect. Otherwise, what the hell?
I don’t care what ANYone says; that, is a man! I truly don’t know who it thinks its kidding. Nasty.
Her dress reminds me of the time I played motorboat with a paper shredder. That’s a mistake you only make once or twice.
What the hell is Mr. Bean doing there?
Ah, the schnozz in profile. That’s a man beak.
So fucking HOT.
Being born that way…not an excuse.
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The 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards in New York City. (June 6, 2011)