That Indian restaurant she ate at last night is going to be pissed when they find she cut up their rug to make that dress.

I don’t see much people giving a fuck about this. Sure, the teenage girls will cry but that’s what they do. Pattinson is gay and she’s a sexy young woman who needs her kitty scratched. The only people she needs to apologise to is the man’s wife and family..

I know my interest in this story is fading fast. Thse pics of him eating her out in the car were hilarious though. I want to give him a high five.