Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in Hoboken, NJ. (August 30, 2011)
It can go all the way in and not touch anal wall.
Unless he sticks it in her mamoth ass
She is still looking for a black dick that large … and when she finds it … GOODBYE KRIS!
The headline reads: “Kris Humphries won’t be asked if it’s in yet tonight”
I beg to differ, have you seen the size of that ass lately??
A big man requires his big wife to use a BIG strap-on.
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Finally pictured: big black microphone!
The scary thing is even at that size, Kim can still take it all in.
It’s impossible to not make the obvious joked here.
Kim asked Kris to return the toy for one that urinates.
“Nah, this is just the prototype. The production version will squirt up to 3 gallons of hot piss. Boom.”
Kim Good dress code with sex apple & buttock & tight ass
Ah those Krafty Kardashians. This is what happens when you go up against them, you get herpes all over your public image lol.
Haha thats because Kim is the one who gave it to him…god knows shes picked something up from banging half of the country
I think the obvious implication is Kim is so riddled with diseases that herpes doesn’t even make her top 10 things to worry about.
Gluteal elephantiasis should be her primary concern.
Kim doesn’t need to sue, where do you think he got?
Butt plug, from the Pleasure Chest in LA
“Oh, oh, shit, I’m almost not in this picture”
Even Kris knew how their story was gonna end…
This picture was prophetic. She got the gold mine, he got the shaft.
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