So close to disaster.
Dammit how bout the upskirt just this once!!
Wow, they’ve really spruced up the interior of these whaling ships.
Man, she used to be so beautiful and sexy.
tricks with perspective can be a cruel mistress.
She’s full of shit. She’s not a size 12. A size 22 maybe. She’s 5’9″ and was claiming she weighs under 200 pounds. Bullshit. She’s got cankles bigger than most peoples’ thighs. Just be honest, Kirstie. It’s okay to be a big gal.
AH! Kirstie Alley is giving birth to twin porpoises! Oh wait those are her legs.
Em, Kirstie? You’re not a size-six with those calves, which are the size of my upper thighs.
Six?!?!? On a scale of what–a thousand?
What I heard when I saw this picture.
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