1. ThisWillHurt

    “OK: The alleyway on the left looks mostly free of obstacles. I can make a break for it, dodge that homeless man, vault over that grocery cart, and bust a right towards freedom. As long as she doesn’t not-”
    “Yeezi-kins? Are you ready to drive us home, or do I need to summon my mom to suffocate you with her vampire breas-”
    “Coming, honey!”

  2. “I’d bet money there isn’t a camera around here for miles…”

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