“Who knew getting peed on by a minor rapper would land me a TV series, clothing line and numerous faux-mances?”
She’s showing him how her team of stylists heft her ass into her pants each day.
omg wait.. ARE YOU GRIMACE?! :D
“And then Kanye’s management team were all like, ‘Read this contract and sign it,’ and I’m all like ‘Read? I can’t read!'”
How she loves recounting how it all started.
He must have asked her who Khloe’s father is.
See Mr Silver, this is what I did right before Ray J pee’d on my face. Weeeeeee!!!
I told Kanye a solid 13 was the best I could do. Until we see some numbers, I totally can’t guarantee him a back 9 pick-up.
“And then I was like, ‘Oh em gee! My sex tape has been released! Oh heavens NO!’ Hahaha!”
Fuck misery, uselessness, depression– her face will always look like this.
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