Jesus. That guy is just sitting their mocking skin cancer. Mocking it so hard.
And by their, I mean there.
That dude better move around – he’s a sitting duck. Someone’s gonna knock him out and make shoes out of his face.
How can that be? I heard his face is made out of shoes…
Kirk Douglas just found out he is not dark enough to bang a Kim.
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Kim Kardashian and Valentino Garavani at the Valentino show during Fashion Week in Paris. (July 9, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News