Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the Costume Institute Gala for the 'PUNK: Chaos to Couture' exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. (May 6, 2013)
Photos: Getty, WENN
Can we wrap her in plastic? We don’t want guests to get her dirty.
I have seen the tape. She will never be clean.
Grandma’s sofa looks lumpier that I remember.
“Don’t be eyin’ my sexy loveseat,” Kanye thought. “She carryin’ my baby ottoman.”
Kanye thought bubble: “All these stairs and you couldn’t fall down one @#$%’ing set of them!”
No other picture better warranted this caption” “In every picture there’s always an angry black guy… saying it all with his eyes”.
It’s actually funny considering one of this guy’s biggest hits is called “Gold Digger.”
“She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma’s car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money
If you ant no punk holla we want prenup!”
WE WANT PRENUP! Yeah
It’s something that you need to have
‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his
“Yo, MET people…I’m really happy fo all y’all, and Imma lechoo finish…but y’all gotta help me finish this 350lbs of head cheese I brought!”
just fucking stay home
Won’t be in the delivery room because he’s squeamish? What a big fucking pussy he is.
Bulls usually don’t hang around when cows give birth to calves.
There probably won’t be enough room for him – with team KKK, the film crew, the medical staff, photographers, …
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