1. ThisWillHurt

    Can we wrap her in plastic? We don’t want guests to get her dirty.

  2. George P Burdell

    Grandma’s sofa looks lumpier that I remember.

  3. JC

    “Don’t be eyin’ my sexy loveseat,” Kanye thought. “She carryin’ my baby ottoman.”

  4. Kanye thought bubble: “All these stairs and you couldn’t fall down one @#$%’ing set of them!”

  5. Eli

    No other picture better warranted this caption” “In every picture there’s always an angry black guy… saying it all with his eyes”.

  6. Anonymous

    It’s actually funny considering one of this guy’s biggest hits is called “Gold Digger.”

    “She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
    I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
    His baby mamma’s car and crib is bigger than his
    You will see him on TV any given Sunday
    Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
    She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money
    She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
    She walking around looking like Michael with your money
    Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money
    If you ant no punk holla we want prenup!”
    It’s something that you need to have
    ‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his

  7. Interred Ferguson

    “Yo, MET people…I’m really happy fo all y’all, and Imma lechoo finish…but y’all gotta help me finish this 350lbs of head cheese I brought!”

  8. skunk

    just fucking stay home

  9. Won’t be in the delivery room because he’s squeamish? What a big fucking pussy he is.

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