“To think that normal people would get stoned for openly insulting a figure of religion in this country.”
“I love being an over-privileged attention whore.”
“Me too, sweetheart. Me too.”

If Jesus were to fall down and crush these two, my faith would be restored. I don’t even require bolts of lightning or pillars of salt, just a good clean whack.

Nein! The two thieves are to be crucified on either side of Jesus, not in front of him! Scheisse! That’s it, I quit.