Kim! Take your sunglasses off while you mock Jesus! Show some respect!

i’ve heard excessive air travel is highly recommended for pregnant women.

Yeah, it didn’t fall on her. I’m out.

From the nipples down it’s easy to believe Kanye just went out and inseminated a truck tire.

“IMMA LET YOU FINISH IN A MINUTE VIRGIN MOMMA JESUS, BUT I DONE FUCKED A TIRE TILL IT GOT FAT….ER…. FACE!!!”

… there is “NO” … Christ the Redeemer … because … http://www.GODisIMAGINARY.com … and thank goodness because he resides in the http://www.EVILbible.com … and the thought of his existence should come to an END! Christianity is FALSE and its teachings are EVIL.

Why can’t she just move to India, where she’s actually worshipped?

BLASPHEMY!!!!
The fact that lightning did not strike these two assholes down as soon as they raised their arms, is proof there is no god.

One word, SOW…

I wonder if she will get her pre-baby figure back…err,um…no wait.

This is called the COW EFFECT. If a cow flaps it’s wings in Rio, it causes a snow storm on the east coast. Science, brah….pure science.

THIS. THIS is why people hate you.

This is a new low, even for Snooki.

Kim is answering the question “How much bigger can your ass get?”.

Why does she already look 8 months pregnant??

http://www.GodIsImaginary.com and we wish the KardaSHITians were too!

…cuz pink is slimming? I don’t know…you got me on this one. She’s just horribly fat. And dont blame the pregnancy. There is enough fat reserve in her body to feed that embryo to full term baby.

Pee on me, all of you who are weary…

“After one night with Dennis Rodman, my vagina was thiiiis wide.”