1. “I can’t wait to soak that dress with piss, yo.”

  2. stratacat

    “your udders are showing.”

  3. When asked why he didn’t propose, Kanye said “bitch got peed on”.

  4. amir

    Kim looks like she just rolled out of bed, that’s unusual for her (when cameras are present).

  5. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free…

  6. neo

    *whisper* You’re not fat, babe. (for the thousandth time).

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    Kanye: Did I tell you that I’m a musical genius?
    Kim: Zzzzzzzz…

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    “Butt sex…Butt sex, Butt sex , talk about me an then more Butt sex.”

  9. Hubert Updike

    “I just sharted!”

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