“I can’t wait to soak that dress with piss, yo.”
Well, aren’t most urinal cakes blue?
“your udders are showing.”
When asked why he didn’t propose, Kanye said “bitch got peed on”.
Kim looks like she just rolled out of bed, that’s unusual for her (when cameras are present).
That’s because she’s wearing the bedsheets as her outfit.
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free…
*whisper* You’re not fat, babe. (for the thousandth time).
Kanye: Did I tell you that I’m a musical genius?
“Butt sex…Butt sex, Butt sex , talk about me an then more Butt sex.”
“I just sharted!”
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