superficial

  1. Sensible garb for walking your baby. Spike heels with your tits hanging out. Not half hanging out. Hanging out. Tighter-than-fuck skinny jeans and fake eyelashes. Okay, sure.

    • You cannot use the word “skinny” in the context of this woman in any way, shape, or form. I say that not as a matter of your right but as a matter fundamental physical laws and cosmic order. “Skinny, Kardashian.” I just lose all sense of time and place when they go together.

  2. “I cannot believe Kim actually asked me what I was gonna wear…”

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