Nabisco is proud to announce the new Special Edition Oreo, designed by Jessica Simpson.
“Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”
A cross between an Orca and human?
Black and white… looks like she felt Holstein today. Can’t wait for her to wear purple. Though Milka must dread that day.
Of course, after Jerry consumed the cookie he vomited, ending his 17-year streak.
I feel nauseous myself.
Everyone is thinking it … OrcaDashian
The designer of that dress needs to be shot out of a cannon.
She is going to make Jessica Simpson look like Kate Moss before pumping out that bastard child.
How cute, a baby bump – if that baby was a walrus.
I knew she was giving birth to a calf, but I thought it was more of the “moo” variety, not “blow hole”.
Hey! You never, EVER use the term “blow hole” in a story about Kim Kardashian. It’s redundant, and it’s just…NOT done!
Holy Shit! What is she about 20 months pregnant here?
She is the first person to carry half the baby in her ass
Sweet Christ! It’s a giant walking big toe!
I feel so sorry for this calf/child.
I thought that was Orca the whale reincarnated.
The Killer Whale look is a knockout! Seriously folks, if she bumps into you, her fat, pregnant ass will knock you out!
A remake of Free Willy? I’m in!
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