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  1. “Yo, yo baby girl…..like, now dat youre pregnant n shit with the future king of da world…what you gonna wear?”

    “I’m…..going to dress…like a black ostrich.”

    “Oh ma god, I knew you wuz goin ta say that! We’re BOTH geniuses!!”

  2. whatthe

    I bet that’s not even maternity wear. It’s a “dress” for fat chicks.

  3. fartface

    follow that bird

  4. cabora

    how come her face isn’t getting fat?

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