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The Phew. The Plowed. The Mammaries.
She does more black guys before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. (I know this is for the Army, but dammit I thought it was relevant!)
Remember when we wanted to kill “The Reds, and Red Coats”, for that matter? Makes me wish we wanted to kill the red-dress wearing whore! Hoo-raaa!
She’s just a cun…. MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
Can we PLEASE get a Kardashian filter in this damn place?
We could, but it’d just be clogged with hair and ass-fat within ten minutes.
Then we’d have to scrape it with a stick, like that time a possum got stuck in my pool filter. Honestly, I’d rather scrape dead possum than Kardashian ass.
Black mans Kryptonite.
In every photo like this, etc. etc.
“Eyes … front ! ”
“That’s where I’m looking, sir ! “
I bet she thought she was going to the Marine Whores Ball.
She realised they were’t gonna be giving out any whore awards, so she left.
Semper FameWhoris
She’s blown more black dues than Hurricane Katrina. Shitty of her to just show up for pictures and leave. Of course, if it had been a white Marine, she would have been busy. These hardcore mother fuckers fight for your freedoms, and that includes the freedom to get pissed on in a home video that made you millions. So Semper Fi, and fuck you Kim you goddamned cow. You could have enlightened this young man by staying.
MOOOOO
“I don’t get why this bitch is so fam- oh, shit! She’s got me! I’m down!”
MOOOO-RAAAA
Awesome!
I have discovered that Kim Kardashian is Armenian for worthless pig!
bless him. he’s not even tryin’ to pretend he’s not looking at them airbags.