1. Sin

    She can’t even get the fat chick to look at her.

  2. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    This facial expression says, “I am wearing my mom’s elastic pants from the 80′s but I’m calling them ‘retro’ so it’s cool” and “I’m his Beyonce? You mean ‘meal ticket to a talentless hood rat?’… Cha-CHING! BOGUS WEDDING #2, HAAAAAYYYY!”

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