1. If there’s a heaven, I want this to greet me if I get there. If there’s a hell this should also greet me, but unlike in heaven I won’t be allowed to touch her.

  2. Cock Dr

    Cue the jealous cows calling her fat in 5…4…3…2…

  3. *Begins slow clap*
    ..
    ..
    *wipe single tear running down cheek*

  4. Where's my hat ?

    Thats my master-bination stored filled to brimming. I’ll see you all in the spring….

  5. Timmy

    *standing ovation* I have never said this about any woman before…I would let her pee on my face if she would let me spend a night having sex with her multiple times.

  6. GMAT

    Are those real, btw?

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