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  1. Cock Dr

    The water must not be too cold down there in Miami.
    Get her back to the room and show her how much you love her.

  2. Luke Cage makes a splash with his return to the dating scene. Or at least a sploosh.

    • IdDoThat

      Is THAT what you call a boner? I am SO sorry! Talk about short in the saddle… You must be a 4″ lover. Oh well, we ALL have our requirements.

  3. Well in his defense she gives me a boner to.. and in the following pics she was apparently riding it while they were in the water so she needs to get him back to the room asap…

  4. DrRic

    Given that he is clearly on all the juice, guy is doing well to get anything up.

  5. gary coleman's ghost

    That’s no boner. That’s just how we roll.

  6. Excuse me sir, which way is north?

  7. Seriously feeling more than adequate after seeing this picture.

  8. This is the official poster for the new movie, Mandingo 2: Dingies by the Sea

  9. LOL! I can’t say I blame you, dude. She’s Kelly Brook. I bet he had a boner yesterday too, but the jorts kept it down.

  10. After seeing how much publicity, and notoriety, that Stephanie Seymour received before, Kelly thought she should have her own boner-boy on display.

  11. anonym

    not everyone likes a big fat horse cock. clearly kelly prefers average size

  12. Y’all be hatin’ on his hog, but you have to admit that he has bigger boobs than Kelly.

  13. Jentilly

    Hey let’s go this way!

  14. unableunwilling

    I can’t tell who’s chest I’m supposed to be looking at.

  15. steroids

    You should have seen that thing before I came in on the scene. You’re welcome average-sized wiener male population.

  16. He’d better watch where is walking. If he runs into a wall he’s gonna be hurting. If he runs into another woman, welll!

  17. Joy

    Is that for real?

  18. Talk about subtle. He needs to pick better swim trunks to wear.

  19. donkeylicks

    The wet trunks boners could’t last forever.

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