Kelly Brook with her boyfriend David McIntosh in Miami. (February 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Oh! No!! Don’t hurt me scarry black man!!!”
“(sigh)I’m sorry Kelly, this “role playing” thing is offensive”
“But my knickers are wetter than the Thames…”
“…uh…Grrrr…I’m going to punch you…um..dirty white bitch…”
“That’s the spirit, ol’ chap!!”
“I have to go now.”
“Now?…You promised you would help me spell check my shitty tattoos.”
“It says ‘No Trespassing.’ That means you can’t go in unless you are authorized to be there. And your being a bit dusky-hued means you’ll probably want to stay away.”
You tried. It as TTERRIBLE,but you tried…
You tried. It was TERRIBLE,but you tried.
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