what is this… I don’t even..
She has hips but no waist definition. She can do twists to get a more defined shape. And flab– lots of flab. Needs to walk more.
Will Ke$ha stop singing about alcohol, sex, and ripped-up pantyhose now that we know she really looks like this?
Its a remake of Ten…
Or Ann B. Davis..
Why do we let Kirstie Ally wear swim suits?
Oh baby I’d still hit that like the fist of an angry god!!!
I swear she wears ugly clothes on purpose…she doesn’t have the most flattering figure, but wearing her grandma’s bikini does not help the situation…
From the back she looks like a sheet of plywood. From the front like an orangutan. From the side like a blonde buddha that let himself go.
…something not even a great white would eat
I wasnt aware that Spongebob Squarepants wore bikinis.
I was trying to figure out what her body shape was, and that about sums it up.
LOL!!!! i was just seeing her pics on google and decided to google kesha spongbob square pants…..!!! lol lol and here i find someone thought the same thing ha ha ha ha haven’t laughed like this in a while ha ha ha !!!!
At least now we know what really caused that Tsunami…
so bad, but so true…
is it humanly possible to get that fat in three months? she looked about 60 pounds lighter in those other sleezkini photos.
When did Gary Busey grow his hair out?
cartdaddy…you nailed it I can not stop laughing!
HOLY SHIT, SHE’S A WALKING MATTRESS.
Holy crap… they make grandma style bikinis?!?!
What in the name of all that is holy is THAT?!
I can’t look at this picture without seeing that weird British guy from the Jefferson’s. You know, but uglier.
why is PETA not actively demonstrating for the safe return of this beached walrus?
maybe she started taking testosterone to look more like p. diddy in the mornings?
or to fit in more w/ the tranny crowd?
holy fuck she got FAT! , wasnt she hot like 1 year ago or so?. what an idiot
she’s not fat. she just has an unfortunate body shape. no waist, no hips, big bust, skinny legs. she is toned. but there is just absolutely nothing you can do with this type of body… probably best for her ‘hip’ image not to be photographed in swim wear. Don’t these celebs have PR people? I would never allow my client to be photographed in this way.
She is toned? Are you fucking high? There is nothing toned or slim about a piece of white construction paper, and there is nothing toned or slim about this abomination.
I’m just looking forward to the next generic women’s magazine that tells women the best fashion tips for accentuating their cheese-shaped bodies.
Kesha has, on occasion, declined to comment on whether she is gay or straight. She’s clearly straight. As hell.
I hate you Fish. Really really hate you.
What? I thought Tiny Tim died years ago.
It’s the UnderToad.
Unfortunate body type. I have a similar one, only less boobage. Just gotta fight the good fight…squats, stairmaster, core excercises and no carbs…..and for theloveofmuffins, no granny swimwear.
I wasn’t aware that Spongebob Square Pants wore bikinis.
Sorry, that exact comment was said like 6 times, I should read others comments before attempting my own…my bad
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!!
Looking at Ke$ha is like staring into the eyes of a child, and then beating it for being so ugly.
She looks like she’s missing a few chrome’s.
Did she just shart out a kid or what. I thought all humans had the same basic anatomy.
John Travolta got a new wig!
Oh my god! I think that is the worst body I’ve ever seen! How is she famous, doesn’t it usually takes 90% hotness and 10% talent to get there? No hips, no waist, no butt, weird boobs, oddly wide body and a stomach that looks like she’s carried six children? Plus the most unflattering swimsuit ever! I seriously feel bad for her, that’s a tough body to work with.
She should be a PhD assignment for plastic surgeons!
Have you ever been to a beach and smelled garbage in the air. That’s the first thing I thought of seeing these pictures.
Go vegan – cholesterol is only in animals, animal milk and eggs
Excersise to reduce vicseral fat
i dont put weight on my tummy or waist for these reasons
I’m not a vegan, but I once stopped eating animal products, and I’ve actually lost a lot of weight and acquired a pretty nice figure though that.
Jeez man, did she go back to college…. twice?
Talk about putting on 30lbs :S
Seriously not making this up, my internet went down for about ten minutes after seeing this.
when did Gary Busey get a sex change?
Not because she is famous she is supposed to have a great body…she is enjoying the beach…for that its not imperative to be skinny or tonned…right?
your comments really make me laugh…you “americans” (USA) are sush idiots…
I don’t think looks should matter… unless you’ve managed to make a career out of them. In which case, um, Kesha should be out of work.
My eyes!!! My poor, poor eyes!!!
Oh god, I think I pulled all my stomach muscles laughing. You guys are hilarious! And thanks Kesha, because now I won’t need to do crunches today.
She should be proud that despite all her shortcomings she was able to become successful. She’s not ugly, she just has a certain body type and wears unflattering clothing. She seems healthy, happy and like she doesn’t give a flying fuck what you unicellular brain dead fucks think. As she should. Go look as Kim Kardashian nasty cottage cheese ass. Nobody cares what you think. It’s whatever. Peace.
Who is the dinosaur now Kesha?
ew…ew…(looks away)….(looks back)….EWWW!!!!
HOLY SHIT! are you kidding me??????? now stop talking your BLAAHH BLAHH BLAAHHH and take some YOUR LOVE IS A DRUG then swing your TIKTOK so you could TAKE IT OFF nice?
Good God, she’s shaped like the barrel chested Superman of the forties……wtf…..
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