Call me crazy, but Katy Perry is super rich, super hot, by all accounts a pretty nice person, indulges in kinky fetishist sex when asked by her partner, and chugs beer at basketball games.
That’s the very definition of a catch.
She also looks like shit when she’s not plastered in makeup, has no discernible talent, is annoying as shit to listen to, and her twat used to be a hangar for Russell Brand’s cock.
You’re the very definition of a starfucker.
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Katy Perry at a Laker game at which Russell Brand was also in attendance. (October 30, 2012) -Photo: Splash News