Here’s a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for “Starstrukk” by 3OH!3, and it’s nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there’s a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you’re basically wasting film and the lives of anyone who watches it. Now that I’ve educated musicians everywhere, how do I apply for the job of Katy Perry Tit Adjuster? Do you have to join a union or just pretend to be gay? Because I’m willing to do both. In fact, I’m typing with my pinky in the air right now, so when can I start?