Katy Perry with then-boyfriend Johnny Lewis at the launch party for Korn's "See You On The Other Side" tour in Hollywood. (January 13, 2006)
Katy’s got such a good track record with men. I’m sincerely staring to think she’s some kind of soul sucking harpy. She drains men of their life force and willpower. When inevitably separated from her tits, the victim loses his shit. That girl she kissed is the only one who still has sanity left.
She sure doesn’t look like anything special if you don’t focus on her tits. What the hell are those things made of?
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