John Mayer Gave This Ring To Katy Perry
A heart-shaped ring John Mayer gave Katy Perry on Valentine's Day that may or may not be an engagement ring but definitely is proof he has a gigantic penis because she actually accepted it and went, "Oh, yeah, let people know I have this." (February 2013)
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Photos: Splash News
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Photos: Splash News


If those are real stones someone went to a lot of trouble creating a setting that looks like a Cracker Jacks box prize.
I’m sure she loved it and he was probably sore from the suction action she inflicted on him.
Apparently Ma-Ti had to pawn his ring after the Planeteers broke up. Maybe Perry can turn it into “The Power of Breasts” and summon Mayer in a ‘Captain Douchebag’ leotard.