superficial

  1. It was just then that she had her moment of clarity. “What have I become?” she wondered. “Sure, I started out with huge boobs, medium talent and dreams of becoming a huge pop star. But now, I’m a a living Muppet. With hair that would make a Who laugh. With a birthday cake on my vag and balloons on my tits. I wiggle my ass in front of pre-pubescent boys for money.”

    And then, she shed a tear.

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